Heard weekday mornings at 7:10am. A fun way to start the day.

	The earth worms in your backyard are asking for jackets.
	Local birds are wearing snorkels.
	The sign at the campsite entrance says that Smokey rates the current danger level of forest fires as "You Must Be Joking."
	The newspaper delivery guy doesn't even have to bother aiming for the puddles.
	You drove your Chevy to the levee, and the levee was gone.